I see you’ve begun the search for the next Bachelor and I’m wondering– is that really necessary? If you know what’s good for you, you’ll stop looking and make every female in America happy…
I’m not just suggesting Sean Lowe because he played football at the best school in the world…or because I secretly hope that you’ll plan a date in Manhattan (perhaps a picnic on the 50 yard line of BSFS?) He just seems like the nicest, most genuine person on earth–and I think Emily is completely looney for letting him go!
Lastly…can married, pregnant women apply?
KIDDING, Chris! He’s far too ripped for my liking anyway 😉