Every city has them. I’m talking about the cheesy, over-the-top, local commercials. One that comes to mind from my hometown would be Hap Hazzard in Ooooooooolathe! Well folks, Hap’s got nothing on Becky, of Becky’s Carpet and Tile Superstore in St. Louis. She’s half body-builder, half Joan Rivers…and most of the time she flies around on a magic carpet. Can’t beat that! Oh, and the best part (free, free, free, free, free) is creepily similar to “Obey my dog” from the classic movie, Zoolander. Enjoy!!!

Who in their RIGHT mind would ever say "yeah, I think that's a great commercial?". Wow, that lady is scary…..
OMG….. that was creepo
That has to be the WORST low-end commercial I have ever seen…wow!