Every city has them. I’m talking about the cheesy, over-the-top, local commercials. One that comes to mind from my hometown would be Hap Hazzard in Ooooooooolathe! Well folks, Hap’s got nothing on Becky, of Becky’s Carpet and Tile Superstore in St. Louis. She’s half body-builder, half Joan Rivers…and most of the time she flies around on a magic carpet. Can’t beat that! Oh, and the best part (free, free, free, free, free) is creepily similar to “Obey my dog” from the classic movie, Zoolander. Enjoy!!!